sharon crawford: A Simple Definition
this is the third in a series of posts on how we are all sharon crawford for better or worse.
I was watching the latest episode of The Big Bang Theory. The episode wasn’t the most groundbreaking thing in the show, but it was still pretty darned good. Now I could be totally serious.
The Big Bang Theory is a comedic sitcom about a group of friends who have very little in common with each other. One of the characters is called Sheldon, who is the smartest, most observant, and most socially adept of the bunch. After getting over being ostracized by his friends, Sheldon starts to develop a crush on Penny, the girl next door. Penny happens to be dating Sheldon’s best friend Leonard, who happens to be a doctor.
Now, this show isn’t without its flaws, like the fact that Leonard is a doctor is completely ridiculous. He’s not even the most amazing doctor in the world. But the fact that he’s dating Penny is actually kind of great.
The only reason Penny was in Deathloop (because of the very weird and weird physics) was because her boyfriend’s parents had left her when she was a girl. Penny would never leave her boyfriend, he would have been expelled for being gay. Even Ron can be expelled for being gay.
Penny isn’t gay, but she does have a long history with her boyfriends parents. Like, they were married and Penny has known her boyfriend for a long time. Even though this was a long time ago, you can bet Penny’s parents would be shocked at how she has continued to live with her boyfriend. And if I’m being honest, I think Penny’s boyfriend is really a bit of an idiot.
Penny isnt a gay girl, but her friends are. Penny isnt a lesbian, but her friends are. Penny isnt a black girl, but her friends are. Penny isnt a girl who is obsessed with video games, but her friends are. Penny isnt a girl who likes to wear too much makeup, but her friends are. Penny isnt a girl who enjoys playing with her friends, but her friends are.
Sharon is a young woman, a young woman with a boyfriend, a young woman with a boyfriend, a young woman with a boyfriend. She has her friends. They are her friends. They are her friends. She likes her boyfriend a lot. And she looks forward to going back to her boyfriend after she leaves this house. And she likes her boyfriend a lot. And she is a young woman and she is a young woman and she likes to dress really sexy and she likes to dress really sexy.
Sharon is the first female protagonist to come from the far west, and she was the first woman in the world to be born in the North Pole. She was born on a beautiful little island in the North Pole. She was a short time before she was born. She is the only one on the planet that has all of her friends. She’s like the only one on Earth. Her friends are her friends.
Sharon is a teenager. She’s 16 years old. She’s blonde. She’s not as athletic as she thinks she is. She has no idea how to ride a bike. She’s got a few tattoos. She’s got a few piercings.